hail evan peters & the arctic monkeys

chrssy:

show up to your funeral like

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(via evans-dxck)

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sadsk8r:

doctors: why are all your bones broken
me: totally gnarly kick flip
doctors: fucking savage bro

(Source: nicenewt, via trashboat)

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Anonymous asked: tell us your most embarrassing story


Answer:

jesusinc:

jesusinc:

So a while back i was at this party and i was the first girl to arrive and there were like 20 guys already there, we were all siting around, having a beer and whatnot when the dj arrived. So all the guys went out the front of the house to help set up the dj gear and it was just me sitting there alone in the backyard for like 5 minuets. I stood up to go follow them bc i was getting really bored when i realized something, my period had gone through my white pants and stained the while chair, i was humiliated, i had no idea what to do, i could hear the guys were coming back and i had to do something quick, time was running out. So i grabbed the chair, ran like 10 meters and threw it over the fence into the neighboring yard, i quickly walked back and tied my jacket around my waist. The guys soon returned and didn’t suspect a thing, i am amazing.

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g1bby:

tbhkelly:

palmfox:

omg


BABES


The only couple that mattered

g1bby:

tbhkelly:

palmfox:

omg

BABES

The only couple that mattered

(Source: cocotigress)

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typically-unique:

I want to be one of those people who does yoga and eats berries for breakfast, but I’m one of those people who stays in bed until 4 pm and eats pizza. 

(via diverqenthmu)

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rendigo:


tastefullyoffensive:

"She never thought the toilet paper roll would fight back." [jesst]

whatwhat are ferrets even MADE of?????

rendigo:

tastefullyoffensive:

"She never thought the toilet paper roll would fight back." [jesst]

what
what are ferrets even MADE of?????

(via pandoras-box-gap)

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thecompanionsdoctor:

thecompanionsdoctor:

Whenever my friend says goodnight to me on Skype he sends me this gif

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and I wanted to send it to him tonight so I went to Google “black man turning off lamp” but Google autofill changed it to “black man turning into jet” and I got this

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Long story short it’s 1am and I’ve been laughing at this for approximately 20 years

Which one of you assholes brought this back

(via iliketoomuchstuff)

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cosbyykidd:

everybodylovesdrew:

x4oo5:

youngphilo:

howtobeterrell:

yappanese:

Why this so gotdamn true

LMAO

ohh nooooo lol

Had atleast 3 ✋😩😂

middle school daze

maaaaan

cosbyykidd:

everybodylovesdrew:

x4oo5:

youngphilo:

howtobeterrell:

yappanese:

Why this so gotdamn true

LMAO

ohh nooooo lol

Had atleast 3 ✋😩😂

middle school daze

maaaaan

(via tylerchokely)

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ringokotomi:

Have you ever just looked at someone and thought, “I really love you”. They’re just talking or humming or watching a movie or reading a book or laughing or something, and there’s something about them in that moment that makes you think, “I just really love you”

(via diverqenthmu)

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1 hour ago

neutralnewt:

iiiarclight:

how to be cool

A) cool sunglasses emoji
B)

is that a god damn pun. in emoticon format

(via trashboat)

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onlypaintonthewall:

Fuck up your sleeping schedule with me so i know it’s real. 

(via g1bby)

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